The Tavern Tales



The Tavern Tales is the sixth picture in the Daily Peon social group. It is The Weird Human's first picture for the new roleplay.

Picture description
*In the middle of the night*

...............Betrayer......The king who rules this empire does not deserve to be *gulp*gulp*gulp* You know bartender, i was once a great general of the king heheheh.....*gulp* *hiccup*..... until something happened.....something so vile and *chuckles* sinister, hehehwahah.... Hahhhhh.....

But that was all in the past...... I plan something better for the *hiccup* king.........eh? What's that bartender?

I be pullin your leg?! Well maybe I am! You have a problem with that?! I could blow yur head right now with this thingamahoo if i wasnt so friendly to ya.....*chuckles**coughs* hehehhe.....wahahah..... Give me another round......... somethin light...... But dont ya worry, someday........*gulp* justice will be made....... *gulp*gulp*gulp* Did i mention i met a greenskin back then? Oh yes i saw one who looks just like that paintin over there.... We had some mutton, then i slew his head in the blink of me eye....pmmphshpph... WAHhahahHAhhaha!!!

Eh whats that kiddo, ive drinken to much?...........*opens eyes widely*.... Maybe yur right... well time for me to head off, i got some general business propositions *chuckles* hehehe ive got attend to sooo.... *pays the barkeep* keep the change.....

leaves the bar drunkly.